JUAN: “Pare, nakakita ako kanina ng bote tapos kiniskis at may lumabas na genie.”
PEDRO: “Talaga, pre? Ano hiniling mo?”
JUAN: “Sabi ko taasan yung I. Q. mo ng 100x..”
PEDRO: “Ambait mo talaga sakin inalala mo pa ako. ano na sabi?”
JUAN: “Ayun pre pinagtawanan ako.”
PEDRO: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Sabi niya kasi 0×100 = 0”
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JUAN: “Napanood mo ba yung huling laban ni Pacquiao?”
PEDRO: “Yung kay Marquez? Talo siya dun ah.”
JUAN: “Malas nga pero dapat round 2 ay napatulog niya si Marquez.”
PEDRO: “Ows, paano?”
JUAN: “Kasi habang nagpopormahan ang dalawa, may isang pinoy sa ringside na sumisigaw ng “patulugin mo na yan!”
JUAN: “Anong ginawa ni Manny?”
PEDRO: “Tiningnan lang ni Manny tapos sumigaw na naman ng paulit-ulit yung pinoy na patulugin mo na yan.”
JUAN: “Ano sabi ni Manny?”
PEDRO: “Pisting yawa! Paano matutulog to ang ingay mo!”
JUAN: “Pare, nakakita ako kanina ng bote tapos kiniskis at may lumabas na genie.”
PEDRO: “Talaga, pre? Ano hiniling mo?”
JUAN: “Sabi ko taasan yung I. Q. mo ng 100x..”
PEDRO: “Ambait mo talaga sakin inalala mo pa ako. ano na sabi?”
JUAN: “Ayun pre pinagtawanan ako.”
PEDRO: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Sabi niya kasi 0×100 = 0”
JUAN: “Pare, nakakita ako kanina ng bote tapos kiniskis at may lumabas na genie.”
PEDRO: “Talaga, pre? Ano hiniling mo?”
JUAN: “Sabi ko taasan yung I. Q. mo ng 100x..”
PEDRO: “Ambait mo talaga sakin inalala mo pa ako. ano na sabi?”
JUAN: “Ayun pre pinagtawanan ako.”
PEDRO: “Bakit?”
JUAN: “Sabi niya kasi 0×100 = 0”
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!”
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I
didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”
The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!”
Diconfrost VaNz 